The 2006 Golden Sanny awards were presented last night. Originally the awards show was to be broadcast on local public access cable station CATV8 but it was belatedly discovered that they had 3 hours of test pattern airing that could not be rescheduled. Undeterred by lack of press coverage, the posh gala went on as planned, in my apartment, with yours truly as host and presenter with celebrity co-presenter the guy who played Kevin on Mr Belvedere. Catering graciously provided by Friendly's.
Without further ado, the results ....(all nominees listed, winners in bold print):
BEST EVER FRANKIE VALLI & THE 4SEASONS SONG:
Sherry
Who Loves You?
Can't Take My Eyes Off You
Let's Hang On
BEST PATTERN, 2006:
Houndstooth check
Argyle
Polka Dots
Paisley
BEST PIANIST:
Don Music
Schroeder
Sam (from Casablanca)
Rowlf the dog
BEST SONG TO PROMINENTLY FEATURE BANANA(S)
Hollaback Girl (Gwen Stefani)
The original Chiquita Banana jingle (Miss Chiquita/ Go HERE to listen to
this tune & on this site you may also hear the lameass modern remake)
Yes, We Have No Bananas
Day-O/Banana Boat Song (Harry Belafonte)
BEST PRESIDENT TO NAME A DOGGY AFTER:
Woodrow Wilson
Grover Cleveland
Rutherford B Hayes
Dwight D Eisenhower
GRODIEST POPULAR HALLOWEEN TREAT:
Cheap Franklin brand(I think that's the brand name) chocolate with H'ween themed foil wrappers
Popcorn balls
Candy corn
Eye of newt
BEST CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL BEASTY OF 2006:
Wendigo
Bigfoot
The Cupacabra
The Hodag
BEST SONG FROM GOLDEN ERA OF SESAME STREET:
Who Are the People In your Neighborhood??
Sing
We all Sing With the Same Voice (aka "My Name is You")
Everybody Eats
BEST HAT:
Bowler
Cloche hat
Conical Birthday party hat
Beret
1 comment:
My invite must have gotten lost in the mail. Too bad, I would have loved to sit front and center. Rowlf has always been a fave.
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