Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry....

Y'know , as big a deal as the press made about the bizarro "Silent Birth" ritual that Katie had to endure I'm surprised that nothing's being said about this Scientologtical practice of outfitting wee little infants with toupees. It's ALARMING, to say the least.

Suri with the fringe on top, indeed!!

Just had a terrific lunch, thanks to all the leftovers Aunt 'Rainey sent me home with last night. Shrimp Scampi, garlic bread, & salad..MMmmmmmmmmmmm. And with lotsa garlic, just like I like it. She spoils me.

I watched the premier of Nip/Tuck last night. Not easing into season 4 at all. Right at the start of the show it's - gore, brief respite, and then soft core porn. Yowza. I don't like Dr BrookShield's inferrence that Christian is gay for Sean. Well, the doc technically said "in love with" but of course he interpreted that sexually. Definitely C & S love each other, but not like that. And YES, I find it implausible because Christian is such a prolific man-slut (with the ladies) I realize there's such a thing as overcompensating, but in C's case, I'd call that over-over-over-over-compensating. I think when you, uhhh, er, compensate as much as that fellah does, there's got to be some genuine hetero-lust at the core of it. I hate how small-minded I sound but I must confess: I'll be peeved if this show goes all Brokeback on me. But judging from the season preview they played after the show, it doesn't look they're going to really explore that storyline .

I'm peeved at Rock Star Supernova for ousting Ryan Starr. He was just emerging as my fave and they cut him. Damn you, Supernova!! I don't know what Magni is still doing in the running...he can sing for sure but has yet to really "dazzle" me. Toby---ooooh-- Toby can dazzle me by just standing there. What a fox. Like, he is sooo damned attractive, he may just be chosen for the band on account of the high caliber of groupies he'll be able to snare for those old farts. Or if he IS chosen to join the band, Tommy Lee might go gay for him. Seriously. Toby is that pretty. Sure Lukas has tremendous vocal talent , but he looks like the love child of Robert Smith and a dead porcupine.

And tonight ("Hump Night") is a key reality TV night with the RockSar elimination show and Project Runway. Did I ever mention how vexed I was with the outcome of the last PR eppy??I know it woulda been dull for Michael to win yet another challenge, but that is exactly what I wanted to see happen. His outfit was really good looking. And Jeffrey's?? Yeah, it was well made, and I got where it was coming from but the whole get-up (and the foul creator/model of it) just irked me. It did say "rock star jet setter" loud and clear. But you know what it said even louder? "LOOK AT THE UNNECESSARY RHINESTONE LANDING STRIP SEWN INTO MY CROTCH!! GO ON, NOW..LOOK AT IT!!" I cannot bear to post a pic of that cretin in my blog, but I feel a visual aid is needed to make my point, so go here: http://www.bravotv.com/Project_Runway/rate/season/3/episode/8/4

to see just what I mean. Did he or did he not make his skanky ol' crotch the focal point of that design?? Blecccch! And poor Angela. There was no question that she had to go at some point, but what lousy timing that her elimination coincided with Jeffrey's win. Give that cucaracha another reason to be all smug, eh?? But speaking of neccessary eliminations, when are they going to get rid of that kook Vincent??

Well I should have more insubstantial trivialities (some of them Project Runway related, I imagine) to spew on the morrow, my darlings. I 'm gonna jet now...
Tah tah!