I was just rereading my recap of my 4wheeler faux pas and I think it would totally benefit from a diagram. Just a sketch of the backyard layout and clothesline set up. Me & 4wheeler would just be an "X" there would be arrows showing my path, my intended path, etc. I see myself explaining it with the aid of one of those tele-doodling gadgets like John Madden uses when yammering on about football plays. I think I described things pretty well, but a visual aid would give perfect clarity, y'know??