What boy—in his right mind and that is *not* a performance artist of some sort---wants to be named SPARROW??
That’s what Nicole Richie & Joel Madden (I started to type “John Madden” …now THAT would be a story, eh??) named their newborn bundle of joy. Yep, it is really a boy bundle of joy. Well, it’s not like I’ve seen it, and can firsthand verify, but I get this from Yahoo’s OMG! page and they’s SUPER reputable, right?
I think perhaps they were trying to be slant rhymey with their kids’ names—Harlow, Sparrow…see what I mean? Expect #3 to be named Nardo (in keeping with the slant rhyme pattern & also in homage to Marilu Henner’s Taxi character). Garbo would be good, and would match the old Hollywood glamour feel that their firstborn’s name has (I like the name Harlow actually) but after them naming a little boy Sparrow, I don’t hold out much hope for their judgement. It’s a moot issue anyhow…I’d be stunned if these two procreated AGAIN. The expiration date on that romance has to be rollin’ around anyday now, don’tcha think?
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I think there's a secret Hollywood society specializing in crazy, damaging baby names. It's like they're doing some sort of experiment to see what REALLY happens when you go to school with a wack-a-doo name...
I think it will be okay because they ALL have wacka-do names. I bet Sparrow and Apple end up having a Cougar Romance some years from now.
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